James Otto Mourek
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At The Malt Shop
A Customer walks into a Malt Shop to place His or Her Order:
" I'll have One Pineapple Malt and Two Vanilla Malts.
Okay, That's a One Pineapple Malt and a Two Banana Malt.
No; That's One Pineapple Malt and TwoVanilla!
Okay; That's a One Pineapple Malt and a TwoBanana Malt.
YOU, said: BANANA!
I know, I said, BANANA !!
LOOK; Number ONE, That's Two Vanilla Malts; and, Number TWO,
that's a One Pineapple Malt !
Okay, Okay; That's a THREE Pineapple Malt and a THREE Banana Malt.
But...THAT'S SIX !
Okay...Okay, Okay; That's a SIX Pineapple Malt and a SIX Banana Malt.
But...THAT'S TWELVE !!
Okay, Okay, Okay, Okay; That's a twelve...a TWELVE Pineapple Malt and a twelve...a TWELVE Banana Malt !! "
But...THAT'S TWENTY-FOUR !!!
TWENTY-FOUR !!!!! "
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"WHAT YOU DO WITH ALL-OF-THIS VERY A LARGE A PINEAPPLE, huh ????"